I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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