is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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