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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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