I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Randomize
