Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm jealous of your bromance
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
where are you?
Hypothermia
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
