And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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