The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
God, I missed his penis.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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