she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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