dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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