none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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