went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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