yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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