Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
honey bunches of taint.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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