Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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