i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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