You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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