never play flip cup with pint glasses
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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