This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I am available for nakedness
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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