i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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