Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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