I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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