I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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