No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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