let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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