chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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