i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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