Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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