Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Come share oat with me in your robe
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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