he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Randomize
