i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I have already put on my inside pants.
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