You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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