dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.