i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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