Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
you told grandpa to call you daddy
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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