I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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