They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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