Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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