He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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