I must be too annoying 4 u.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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