Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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