Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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She bit a glass in half.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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