Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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