just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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