That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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