what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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