About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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