Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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