Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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