dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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