Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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