So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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