If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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