Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
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Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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