I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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I need you to use more vowels.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
