Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
