RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
a search helicopter?!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
please don't ironically join a cult
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