I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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