are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Boobs are out for the taking
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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