epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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